Worst Performance Ever Girl Fired Immediately After Scene

This is Crispy's final performance with us, and frankly, we're all breathing a collective sigh of relief. Working with her was like trying to herd cats during an earthquake, possible, but why would anyone volunteer for that? Her performance had all the emotional depth of a puddle and the charisma of a wet napkin. We're sure other producers are lining up for this... unique experience. Good luck to them, they'll need it.