I Actually Met Saya at an Okonomiyaki Restaurant

Believe it or not, I met Saya at a local okonomiyaki restaurant that I frequent. I almost never see any girls in this place, so imagine my surprise when I spotted angel-on-earth Saya. My eyes and libido instantly gravitated towards her overwhelmingly feminine aura. It was love at first sight. As a gaijin I often hear that we can get away with things that Japanese guys can't. But I disagree with this. I think it's more that as a non-native Japanese speaker I really don't give a fuck about embarrassing myself. I attempt things Japanese guys may hesitate to do, like asking a smoking hot girl half my age if she'd like to hang out sometime and listen to Pearl Jam. I embrace my awkward gaijin-ness and cringy Japanese and wear it like a badge of honor. Anyways, I enticed her to my lair with some fancy "shine muscat" grapes and 90s grunge rock CDs. ** Please set your VR headset player to flat SBS. **